rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

spexote:

what if after you die you get stats like

words said total: 21,390,459

pushups done: 1.3

hours spent crying: 238

1.3 pushups

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meladoodle:

Screw dreams of performing, scraping linoleum and trying not to inhale asbestos is my new future

meladoodle:

Screw dreams of performing, scraping linoleum and trying not to inhale asbestos is my new future

perchu:

sorry jesse

perchu:

sorry jesse

niyacrossing:

This is an obamanation

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guystud:

guystud:

check out my bazillion ab muscles

shego1142:

oddwriter:

godblessameric:

ecclesmith:

thebadwolfbox:

thedoctor-hasmysoul:

jedipeter:

cumberspawnn:

valeria2067:

arousingdisscusionabouttruth:

theres a penis joke somewhere in this

No, the Sonic doesn’t do wood.

oh my gOD

Honestly the first thing I thought when I saw this was that it was a joke about size. Then I realized that 11 knows EXACTLY what 10 has down there and 10 is left wondering what he ends up with in the future. That’s why 11 looks so cocky and 10 looks a bit unsure. 

so you’re saying 11 has a bigger dick than 10? 

What is this fandom

The Dicktor Who fandom

there it is

Why do we worship a bunch of five year olds? That said, awwww

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cindehella:

rihanna, paris, nicole, lana, kim and britney x leonardo da vinci

cindehella:

rihanna, paris, nicole, lana, kim and britney x leonardo da vinci

  • teacher: alright fold your papers in half
  • entire class: hot dog or hamburger
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officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

image

image

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catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Reblogged from internet addict

moirails:

someone at school today said ‘xD’ out loud like EX DEEEEE and i didn’t think i’d ever have to be faced with that

Reblogged from AQ