God John. You’re so unreasonably jealous about everyone. Keep your shit together.
People John has been demonstrably jealous of so far:
Jim from IT
Moriarty (yes, separate listings!)
John even gets tetchy about the fact that Sherlock said Mary’s name when he first revived in the hospital. Just. Kiss. Him.
People John is not demonstrably jealous of:
David, the man his wife dated for two years and invited to their wedding…
does anyone ever like get all happy bc when u wipe theres no blood and u think your period is over so u stop wearing pads/tampons but then like 3 hours later u go to the bathroom adn u cry bc ur underwear is ruined and u were wrong and betrayed by ur vagina
i dont know if youre reblogging this because you’re agreeing with me or laughing at me
So the other day in maths we were learning trigonometry and this girl was like: “why do we have to learn this anyway?” and the teacher was like “oh just cos” and I laughed and i was the only one in the class who did and then today I got this award
ANDY WAS MADE FOR RUNNING. LOOK AT THAT. THAT MAN’S A VEGAN MACHINE.
Joe, you run like a dad
Patrick’s like “oh gotta make sure everyone else is running with me OKAY NOW LET’S GO”