hilarydank:

*sends a friendly nude to show im here 4 u*

Reblogged from Bae
710642:

well? can he????

710642:

well? can he????

Reblogged from Weird As Fuck

peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

Reblogged from cool beans

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

lufioh:

when you stay up all night and realize its morning

image

usbdongle:

xeverdeen:

im from the united states of AMERICA what do you MEAN THIS VIDEO IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY 

#there’s another country? #how long has it been there

Reblogged from oprah was here

thinkinggivesyouwrinkles:

bluejay—way:

Parenting Done Right: Morticia Addams

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfield

Reblogged from Music = Life
suppermariobroth:

Luigi uses his supernatural ability to see beyond human perception to sense an invisible pipe cover and remove it, making it visible.

suppermariobroth:

Luigi uses his supernatural ability to see beyond human perception to sense an invisible pipe cover and remove it, making it visible.

Reblogged from Ruined Childhood

every-flavored-bean:

Ok but imagine every other Hogwarts student finding out each year why the Defense against the dark arts teacher has left.

"Harry Potter kiLLED HIM WITH HIS BARE HANDS?"

"Harry Potter erASED HIS ENTIRE MEMORY?"

"Harry Potter let hiM TURN INTO A WEREWOLF?"

"Harry Potter disCOVERED HIM IN CHEST??"

"Harry Potter let heR GET CAPTURED BY CENTAURS?"

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

fatgirlopinions:

men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
lol ok

Reblogged from blog of a loser
gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

officialwhitegirls:

going on omegle

officialwhitegirls:

going on omegle

Reblogged from cool beans