fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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Reblogged from Ruined Childhood
  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
Reblogged from lame brain

transensation:

mosskitten:

I don’t want happy weddings I don’t want companies sticking little rainbows on stuff I don’t want allies flooding the streets at Pride for ‘support’

I want homes and clothes and hormones and medical care and education and legal protection and access to shared history and community and safety and respect for ALL my LGBT+ siblings.

this is so important.

Reblogged from Weird As Fuck
Reblogged from Calling All Captains
Reblogged from Dickbreath!

ladysnarkbite:

Can Julie Andrews pass the ‘wholesome test’? The answer is no.

Julie is even more perfect than I previously thought.

Reblogged from the grotto of learning
  • what she says: i'm tired
  • what she means: shark tale is my favourite movie

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

Reblogged from the grotto of learning
Sometimes it is the smallest thing that saves us: the weather growing cold, a child’s smile, and a cup of excellent coffee.
— Jonathan Carroll (via astrasperas)
Reblogged from the grotto of learning

narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

egobus:

  • hates people who are assholes
  • loves fictional characters who are assholes