Reblogged from cool beans

darthrosenberger:

silentauroriamthereal:

anigrrrl2:

God John. You’re so unreasonably jealous about everyone. Keep your shit together.

Seriously.

People John has been demonstrably jealous of so far:

Jim from IT
Moriarty (yes, separate listings!)
Irene
Janine

John even gets tetchy about the fact that Sherlock said Mary’s name when he first revived in the hospital. Just. Kiss. Him.

People John is not demonstrably jealous of:

David, the man his wife dated for two years and invited to their wedding

Reblogged from 'cuz wur british

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

Reblogged from ♔QUEEN♔
spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

Reblogged from I Have No Backbone

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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Reblogged from yes homo

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

Reblogged from yes homo

harrysthefather:

harrysthefather:

does anyone ever like get all happy bc when u wipe theres no blood and u think your period is over so u stop wearing pads/tampons but then like 3 hours later u go to the bathroom adn u cry bc ur underwear is ruined and u were wrong and betrayed by ur vagina 

i dont know if youre reblogging this because you’re agreeing with me or laughing at me 

koplox:

Caleb’s been chugging the vinegar

koplox:

Caleb’s been chugging the vinegar

disappointingly-probably-human:

So the other day in maths we were learning trigonometry and this girl was like: “why do we have to learn this anyway?” and the teacher was like “oh just cos” and I laughed and i was the only one in the class who did and then today I got this award

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

hedgehogs-ate-my-pizza:

fallingfandomfirst:

chaotic-keys:

laura-lightman:

pATRICK

ANDY WAS MADE FOR RUNNING. LOOK AT THAT. THAT MAN’S A VEGAN MACHINE.

Joe, you run like a dad

Patrick’s like “oh gotta make sure everyone else is running with me OKAY NOW LET’S GO”

hedgehogs-ate-my-pizza:

fallingfandomfirst:

chaotic-keys:

laura-lightman:

pATRICK

ANDY WAS MADE FOR RUNNING. LOOK AT THAT. THAT MAN’S A VEGAN MACHINE.

Joe, you run like a dad

Patrick’s like “oh gotta make sure everyone else is running with me OKAY NOW LET’S GO”

Reblogged from AQ